"eh junyi, your shoelace"
*looks down*
"HAHAH APRIL FOOL!" *turns around laughing*
*pulls up baju kurung skirt up to ankle level, stares at the shoelace*
"ehh calvin, mana ade april fool, my shoelace came off long time ddi laa."
"LOL." *kena zha*
*looks down*
"HAHAH APRIL FOOL!" *turns around laughing*
*pulls up baju kurung skirt up to ankle level, stares at the shoelace*
"ehh calvin, mana ade april fool, my shoelace came off long time ddi laa."
"LOL." *kena zha*
then later that kena-ed few friends. got one is damn funny.
shuen min ainaa me
"ehh ainaa.." *starts to laugh*
"what?" *puzzled*
"ermm ainaa arr.. she laugh cause.. cause..*THUD*"
*sudd bottle fell*
"cause.. your bottle fell"
"LOL. sure got something else one!"
"okay okay.. your tudung laa.."
"yeah your tudung at the back there.. got something.."
*hand reaches to the back, trying to feel whatever is there*
*burst into non-stop laughters*
"APRIL FOOL LAA!"
*stunned for 5 secs, started to laugh along with the others*
"ehh ainaa.." *starts to laugh*
"what?" *puzzled*
"ermm ainaa arr.. she laugh cause.. cause..*THUD*"
*sudd bottle fell*
"cause.. your bottle fell"
"LOL. sure got something else one!"
"okay okay.. your tudung laa.."
"yeah your tudung at the back there.. got something.."
*hand reaches to the back, trying to feel whatever is there*
*burst into non-stop laughters*
"APRIL FOOL LAA!"
*stunned for 5 secs, started to laugh along with the others*
oh oh and the joker-ish + lame friend was telling a number of stupid, hilarious and also LAME joke to us. 99% of the jokes were in chinese, so i think i'll try my best to translate some for you. see how good i am? xD
"ehh. i want tell you something"
"owh okay. tell laa"
"one day, an elephant was eating, then a lion spot it and wants to hunt it down for food. the elephant was kinda worried. and so ngam an ant passed by, and said something to the elephant that made it laugh like mad. you know what the ant say?"
"ermm.. don't know? i'll save you?"
"quite close.. guess somemore?"
"lazy laa. give up" *hah stupid, i know.*
"the ant say, DON'T WORRY, I'LL PROTECT YOU!"
"wtf? LOL"
"okay okay. then later that the lion and elephant fight and the elephant won. but due to the cuts and bruises, the elephant is losing alot of blood. the same ant told the elephant another stuff, and it made the elephant laugh till it died. guess what it said"
"erhh.. shit you laa. lemme guess.. i'll save you?"
"quite close"
"erhh.. i'll send you to hospital?"
"NO LA LOL. still want guess?"
"nope. tell me laa."
"it said, DON'T WORRY! I'LL DONATE MY BLOOD TO YOU!"
"owh okay. tell laa"
"one day, an elephant was eating, then a lion spot it and wants to hunt it down for food. the elephant was kinda worried. and so ngam an ant passed by, and said something to the elephant that made it laugh like mad. you know what the ant say?"
"ermm.. don't know? i'll save you?"
"quite close.. guess somemore?"
"lazy laa. give up" *hah stupid, i know.*
"the ant say, DON'T WORRY, I'LL PROTECT YOU!"
"wtf? LOL"
"okay okay. then later that the lion and elephant fight and the elephant won. but due to the cuts and bruises, the elephant is losing alot of blood. the same ant told the elephant another stuff, and it made the elephant laugh till it died. guess what it said"
"erhh.. shit you laa. lemme guess.. i'll save you?"
"quite close"
"erhh.. i'll send you to hospital?"
"NO LA LOL. still want guess?"
"nope. tell me laa."
"it said, DON'T WORRY! I'LL DONATE MY BLOOD TO YOU!"
damn omg right? haha. oh oh there's another one, but i'm kinda lazy to type it in. go view shu ying's blog if you want to know about the joke.
anyway. i wanna end this post here. will update about the camp soon! =)
p/s: vandalized?
p/p/s: contact lens makes me sleepy easily. ==
p/p/p/s: don't make me pissed
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