fnnymcdlvry.

haha. jus now..
me & sis was using comp.
then i wanted to eat mcd.
so decided wanna call mcdelivery.
jus cause of the lazy-ness of get-up-&-go-take-the-phone..
we sat on the sofa continue using the comp

junyi. junwei. daddy.

"ehh call daddy ask where is he lahh then ask him tapao for us"
"LOL u call lahh"
"u go get my phone"
"in ur room weihh.. lazy lahh. u go get urself lahh"

after waiting for 5min..
got the phone.

"nahh. get the phone edi.."
"u call lahh then later daddy come out then u noe"
"wat? *imitating* 'daddy~~' 'wat?'"
*laugh*
"call lahh"
"u call lahh ur phone"
"miss call daddy.. he sure will call back wan"
*missed call*
"who call me? *shout from downstairs* wei wei?"
*shocked*
*burst into laughters*
"omg weihh.. ahahhahahahaha"
*go downstairs*
"y call me jus now?"
"no lahh tot u haven come back wan call u go buy mcD.. cos jus now we wan call those ppl wan.. then got no money mar.. so.. u noe lah.."
"now ar? aiyohh u go call the ppl lahh"
"ohh.. money?"
*gives money, go back sleep*

damn stupid rite?
say say nee in the end reli happen xD

dun understand?
thennnn... forget it. =)

grttmwthhmstr.

heyy there.
hamster?
well..
lazy to type byk byk lahh.. xD
nvm. wan noe wat happen?
go to this dude's blog.

JE YUE.

bwahahahaha.
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. lol wtf


was so bz with the joti thing..
& then sudd. *poof!*
gone.
lol. i bet u dun get wat i mean.
just ignoreee..

tuning into: i kissed a girl - katy perry

sntclslf.

another thing.
there are 4 stages of life.
wanna noe wat are they?





























































































THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.



















get me?

rndmqtsndjks.

hah. too bored. checked out some quotes & jokes found these:

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A young guy from Texas moves to California
and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof"
stores looking for a job.
The manager asked,
"Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said,
"Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up,
the boss came down to see how things went.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said,
"Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"

The kid said, "$101,237.64."

The boss said,
"$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!"

The kid said,
"First I sold him a small fish hook.
Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast,
so I told him he was gonna need a boat,
so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it,
so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."

Amazed, the boss said,
"A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

"No, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said,
'Well, your weekend's short, you might as well go fishing.' "

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A drunk walks out of a bar and gets into his car.
He is astonished to find that a bunch of stuff has been stolen from his car.
He calls the police and says
"Hello, I'd like to report a robbery..
Some thieves came and they stole my stereo,
my steering wheel..
even the accelerator pedal."
A few minutes later he calls back..
"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink.

After a few more he needs to go to the can.
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink
so he puts a sign on it saying,
"I spat in this beer, do not drink!".

After a few minutes he returns and
there is another sign next to his beer saying,
"So did I!"

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A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar
goes up and starts small talk.
Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

"Carmen," she replied.

"That's a nice name,"
he said warming up the conversation,

"Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself," she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men,"
she said looking directly into his eyes.
"So what's your name?" she asked.

"Beersex."

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Three men walk into a bar and the barman says,
"If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever."

So the first man says,
"Easy. I can do that."

But he walks out after five minutes and says,
"It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."

So the second man tries his luck,
but can't take more than 10 minutes.
Finally the third man goes in and comes out a day later.
The others ask him how he did it.

He said,
"Easy. I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"

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There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,
takes the drink from the guy,
and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says:
"Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, I'll buy you another drink.
I just can't see a man crying."


"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life.
First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office.
My boss, outrageous, fires me.
When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.
The police, they say they can do nothing.
I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it,
I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there.
The cab driver just drives away.
I go home, and when I get there,
I find my wife in bed with the gardener.
I leave home, and come to this bar.
And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,
you show up and drink my poison..."

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Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket
while the three engineers buy only one ticket.

"How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

Aboard the train the lawyers take their respective seats
while all three engineers cram into the restroom
and squeeze the door closed behind them.

When the conductor comes around collecting tickets,
he knocks on the restroom door and says,
"Ticket, please."
The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.

The lawyers are impressed with this clever idea.
One the way home from the conference,
they decide to copy the engineers' technique.
At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip.
To their astonishment,
the engineers don't buy a ticket at all!

"How in the hell are you going to pull this off?" asks a lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They board the train.
The three lawyers cram into one restroom and
the three engineers cram into the other restroom.

Shortly after the train departs,
one of the engineers leaves his restroom and
knocks on the other restroom door.
"Ticket, please!"

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Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew about it.


Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over...

Two claimed that he was still there.

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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. "

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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

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"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped"

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haha.. i noe lahh. L-A-M-E mahh
boredom wat..
ntg else to do.. xD


kay lahh.. end crappy post.





tuning into: take my hand - simple plan

I'm me, just not me.

heyy, I'm back!
After not updating her blog in some time, I guess its time for a comeback.
just to mess with you guys, her faithful blog readers. :D


As you can see, she's running low on idea's to blog about. :P
Lizards, of all things.



Sure, reading this lil short post of mine here might give you a lil chuckle.
That's what I'm here for.
Hehehe. See? Even I am laughing.








hmmm.
Darn.
Nothing much to say about this girl. Haven't talked to her in ages lah.
Well, you can see la she so the emo lately.
But talk to her lorh, so that she cheer up abit. xD
I've been there before, that emo situation. Haha. Didn't feel good.
Obviously.
LOL. I'm getting a lil sensitive here.........
xD Junyi, you don't mind? hehehe






Aiyah, lets just let this girl update next time. =D

p.s dont jump. HAHAHA



wanna know something about this girl?
call me. (:

012xxxxxxx.























(: thanks for reading, if you even made this far the effort. :D



Btw, I did this post in her FAVOURITE colour. Pink! hahaha

blndrmtsthlzrd.

damn lahh...
jus now wanted to make apple juice.
mana tau the blender got LIZARD.
i screamed lyk hell weihh.
yes i noe wtf. ==
i hate lizards okayy..
lol.

anyway.
wanna get ready to school edi.
hahahaha.
byeee!



p/s: waiting for the person who makes me smile everytime.

hstrycmp.

hellooooo.
=i admit i'm still not fully recovered from the last incident.=
so.. ignore me. =)

today.
history camp.
one full day.
no need to attend classes.
four classes.
2 amanah.
2 damai.
2 gigih.
2 ilmu.
the rest, study.

what we're suppose to do during the whole camp is:
- act out the sub-topics of chapter 4 & 5 (form1).
- watch the power point teacher had set.
- answer questions after each power point presentation.
- answer a survey of the history camp.
- wait results & receive prizes (1st 2nd 3rd).

kinda boring right?
but..
to kill time,
me, renee, shuen min, simone, wen li, chee kin, zen wei, pak
fooled around throughout the camp.
we throw cardboards around.
not the BIG BIG cardboard lahh.
they're torn to small pieces with our funny convo inside.
but it all started with a empty clorets box.

girls guys

*throws empty clorets.*
*throw back.*
*repeated both action a few times.*
*throw cardboard."
*stuff cardboard into clorets then throw back.*

then at that moment.
we girls are playing with a chalk.
we drew turtles on our skirts & shoes (me).

girls guys

*draw~*
*throw cardboard.*
"ehh lets draw turtle!!"
"okay okay!! xD"
*draw turtles & wrote "don't mess with the turtles"*
*throw back.*
*throw new ones & started a conversation."

the turtles & word i draw on my shoe are smudged.
didn't take a picture of it.
damn.
ahh never mind.
next time still got chance.
ohh yeaa...

renee's wan & pak's wan is funny.

renee pak

"hi my name is pak. wat is ur name?"
"hey my name is pak too! we got same name!"
"hello pak."
"ehh y u copy my name? go change ur name!!"

damn funny.
if you don't get it,
i'm sorry .
i bet you wished you're at the spot when it happened.
haha.
we did alot of funny stuff.
talked alot of craps too.
it was so fun.

chee kin was so blur when teacher called out his name.
it because his group won 1st.
he thought he got 3rd.
hahaha!
such a blur person.

then before leaving,

teacher asked us to clean the hall.
then she let us off.
before stepping out of the hall,

chee kin me wen li

*kicked the clorets under a table.*
"i didn't see a thing. xD"
"what happened in this hall stays in this hall."
*shhhhhhhhhhh*
"what thing what thing?"
"you think what thing worr?"
"hahaha yea lahh.."
"think wrong things wan you."
*start laughing our heads off*

damn its so funny.
kayy lahh gotta off.
see ya peeps.






tuning into: holiday - boys like girls.

jstwnnjmp.

"i won't lose a babe just for a guy."

how many times you repeat this sentence ehh?
3.
why?
just because of a guy.

let me ask you.
is it very easy to forget your first love?
for you maybe. for me not.
still remember that day?
you did something that is unforgivable to me.
i bet you don't.
but what happens in the end?
i was so damn freaking soft-hearted to forgive you.
and i still remember you said that sentence.
for the first time.

interact iu night.
you did something far worse than before.
i wasn't stupid to stay at the table.
staring at you.
i left. i go to a corner.
i practically cried throughout the whole event.
do you know?
no you don't.
you did not think about my feelings that time.
you broke a promise you made.
you asked me, "are you okay?"
i ignored.
cause if i said no,
i know you'll feel bad.
i was so stupid to do that.
but i did.
because you're my babe.
you then said that sentence again.
and i forgive you.

now.
you say i'm taking him away from you.
i got no freaking intention to take him back,
when i let you take him.
cause if i do,
why the hell i give him to you at the first place?
instead of keeping him to myself.
yes i admit i still have a little feelings.
but the furthest i can treat him is as my brother.
and for your damn information,
i already face the DAMN FACTS.
i make it complicated.
thats what you said.
did i make it for you?
did i do it purposely to you?
is it so damnit freaking hard to tell it to my face?!
you're so scared you hurt me.
but from what you did.
you already hurt me from the start.
you said i was the one who caused problems in both of your relationship.
then why don't you tell me to stop it?
why don't you just kill me to stop those problems
from going on?!
its a good thing you do.
cause i don't bring any good to you.

yes i'm still living in my world.
nobody understands it.
not even YOU.
i am and still will live in my stupid world.
insult me, talk behind my back,
drama in front of me,
i don't wanna give a freaking damn now.
you said you know that i still like him.
why do you still keep wondering,
that isn't it over?
that i'm loving another guy?
that i already let go of him?

and from the beginning,
you never trusted me at all.
everytime i tell you my inside feelings.
you tell your best friend.
i asked you why.
you said you trust her.
i was freaking pissed.
and whenever there's something in your mind,
i asked, cared.
but you don't let me know why.
so all these times,
i was being treated as an idiot.

i now only realize.
how stupid i was to trust a girl so much
when she don't trust me at all.
and all these years i lived,
i lived with no friends.
this is how i feel.
many of them come and go.
all they wanna know is my personal life.
my personal secrets.
then they'll leave when there's nothing else.
i feel like an idiot.
continue helping people to do things they requested.
but they don't do the same to me.
they just leave me alone.
a few, i note A FEW,
they cared for me as much as i cared for them.
but i don't wanna care about these.
they are just a tiny problem in my life.
hate me if you like.
i don't care.

BOY,
if you think i'm acting weird,
treating you the way you don't like,
or to say the way i shouldn't,
then don't ever care for me.
because if you do,
maybe you'll regret.
ignore me, avoid me,
anything you wanna do then do.
and "thanks" so much for being my brother.

and girl,
i know even after everything end,
you still will hate me for what i did.
go on.
hate me as long as you want.
for i will not trust you like how i used to.
or maybe i'll get outta your pitiful sight.
and disappear.
where no one will get to find me.
and i'll be on my own.
tell the whole world i'm such a pathetic girl,
who's trying to steal your boy from your grasp.
anyway you just achieve that mission.
for your blog already inform the world how pathetic i can go.


















i just wanna jump,
don't wanna think about tomorrow,
i just don't care tonight,
i just wanna jump,
don't wanna think about my sorrow,
let's go,
forget your problems i just wanna jump.

jump - simple plan.









p/s: bryan, i'm still considering to jump. =X
p/p/s: ignore it if you don't like it.

tggdbyyijiun.

taggiie tagged again.

-by yijiun-


1. What is your relationship of you and him?
- my ex-pl & jus a normal schoolmate.

2. Your 5 impressions towards her
- quite responsible.
- dunno.
- smart ppl (in class 2C marhh.)
- dunno.
- dunno.

3. The most memorable thing he has done for you
- nothing gua.. xP

4. The most memorable thing he had said to you
- dun think there's any.

5. If he becomes your lover, you will...
- suicide?

6. If he becomes your enemy, you will...
- ermm. dunno.

7. If he becomes your lover, he has to improve on...
- attitude? i mean the way he talks & so on.

8. If he becomes your enemy, the reason is...
- dunno lorhh.

9. The most desirable thing to do on him is..?
- nothing.

10. The overall impression of him is...
- dunno. din noe him well.

11. How do you think people around you will feel about you ?
- dunno. dun reli giv a damn (to certain ppl)

12. The character of you yourself is?
- more to an emo ass. a lil random sometimes.

13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is ?
- stewpid temper.

14. The most ideal person you wanna be is?
- dunno.

15. For those people who care about you and like you, say something about them.
- they're great. cheer me up when i'm down.

10 friends to tag
- lydia.
- ruwen.
- tzia-e.
- renee.
- weiminn.
- rae-gin.
- ainaa.
- shuying.
- liteng.
- elaine.

Who is no.2 having a relationship with?
- nobody. she's available.

Is no.3 a male or a female ?
- female. see name oso noe is girl lahh.

If no.7 and no.10 were together, would it be a good thing?
- they're both girls. & they're already together.. as friends. xD

How about no.5 and no.8 ?
- come on. i tagged all-girls. & the both of them are good friends. xD

What is no.1 studying about?
- dunno. ask her.

Is no.4 single?
- yeahh. why?

Say something about no.6.
- my childhood friend. till now we're still close. =)

gnrcsmspchlss.

ohh kayy..
ignore tht post if u wan.
laugh at it if u wan.
i dun care
just, *speechless*
lol






being 1/2 random

BYEE~!

Proof.

Junyi. || kns. || says:
lol

Junyi. || kns. || says:
i mmg lahh meaniie







Now you know. =)

emilychingminhtze.

okay, time to save this dead blog. =)

happy sweet 14th emily!

a great friend, sister.
lovable & jakunn. x)
have a great great great birthday bo-em! xDD
stay wat u are.
change those negative things yeahh.



love ya lots =)




p/s: sowie no pics. sth wrong wit the photo application ==

mbckcsntmssng.

LOL
i'm back! xD
i'm not missing lahh...
guo hao ar!! go start wat search thing..
LMAO

sowie lahh bloggie dead. =(
got things to post.
but no mood
many things happened these days in skul
unwanted? dunno.
unexpected? seriously yes.

no more emo stuffs here.
byee!

"bye bye"? zomg

Missing.

Eh where you go laa?



Heh.



She asked me to update her blog, so here is it. =)







Guess who am I then.